1. Just because there is no sign saying that the stairs are wet and have just been mopped, doesn't mean they haven't just been mopped.
3. The stairs in APC are very easy to slip down, or up, when they are wet. Particularly when you have a backpack that weighs about half as much as you do on your back, which severely throws off your center of balance.
5. It is indeed possible to explode a grape in the microwave. (hehe)
7. There is no Mountain Dew Code Red available in the APC building, or Bodie. And one actually has to travel over to the abandoned cafeteria to get one. (but it's definitely worth the walk, and the abandoned cafeteria is where all the cool people are anywayz.)
9. If you happen to get to class early, the chairs and tables in APC are very fun to slide around in, but you must make sure to unlock the wheels first
11. Running into old teachers? Yea, one of the funnest things ever!
13. If you put your subway sandwich into your backpack, your amazingly heavy school books will inevitably crush it before lunchtime. Which is when you can call it a legit panini. See? Change the name and you're all good!
15. Random people you've never met before are fun to talk to, and sometimes have the best stories to tell.
17. Two of the most important people in the school to be nice to are the custodians and the cafeteria ladies (and guys). The custodians are just plain awesome people, who get mistreated a lot, and same with the cafeteria people. Plus, when you go to order that pizza, they tend to give you an extra big slice if they know you.